Next we have a cameo from one of our recurring characters. She and John arrive at a warehouse: Love a low standardīecause she is a caricature of herself, she loves it: May we all be as easy to please as a golden retriever playing fetch and Lisa Barlow promoting herself. We begin with Lisa getting ready for the finale Vida party. For she was hewn from another world-child of deity, wife of step-grandfather trapped in a closet prison of her own (and Versace’s) making.īut this isn’t just an ode to one of our two departing Salt Lake Housewives-this is a party, baby gorgeous. But never before has there been a Housewife like Mary Martha Cosby. Never before has the Housewives universe had a tagline so judgmental, so cosmically threatening, so strange. You know who is most excited for this season to be over? One last wistful glance of Mary’s iconic(lastic) tagline

This season has been on for 42% of my baby’s life. When I started writing these recaps it was SEPTEMBER-four score and two variants ago.

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